The Miller’s Yard crew outside the workshop, with Gary in his orange management vest.

MILLER’S YARD EST. 1987

Good tools. Bad decisions.

Help keep the Yard running.
And the stories coming.

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INDEPENDENTLY OWNED.
QUESTIONABLY MANAGED.

TAKE A LOOK AROUND

01 / ABOUT THE YARDSTILL HERE.

WE FIX WHAT WE CAN.
WE KEEP THE REST.

ESTABLISHED
1987
STILL OPERATING

A repair shop. A salvage yard.
A few decisions we’re still explaining.

Bring us something that rattles, leaks, or used to work. Buckle will listen to it. Muffin will look at it. Miller will decide it’s worth keeping.

We’ve got good tools, a stubborn crew, and a goose in management. It’s an arrangement.

Meet the people responsible

REPAIRS

Let’s hear what it’s doing.

SALVAGE

That’s a future classic.

SECOND OPINIONS

Muffin still says no.

02 / PERSONNEL FILESALL ACCOUNTED FOR. MOSTLY.

MEET THE CREW.

Experience varies.
Attendance is pretty good.

PLEASE READ BEFORE TOUCHING ANYTHING

YARD
RULES.

Every one of these
has a story behind it.

— MANAGEMENT

01
DON’T WASH MILLER’S MUG.It’s his mug.
02
DON’T SAY “FIVE-MINUTE JOB.”We’d like to go home today.
03
IF MUFFIN SAYS “NOPE,” IT’S NOPE.That was the second opinion.
04
THE GOOSE IS MANAGEMENT.Keep your lunch where you can see it.

03 / COMPANY RECREATIONNO QUARTERS REQUIRED

MANAGEMENT HAS LEFT THE OFFICE.

GARY RUN

One goose. The whole yard.
Absolutely no supervision.

High scores stay on this device. Miller is not paying you for this.

04 / THINGS THAT HAPPENEDFROM THE YARD

YOU HAD TO BE THERE.

GOOD TO HAVE YOU AROUND.

Watch a story. Send it to the guy it reminds you of.
Come back when something else breaks.

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